Sunday, November 30, 2014
The journey through the glowing green mutagen caves continues, the heroes have fun with magnetism, and a horrible eldritch monstrosity more terrifying than JBeetle's singing and Modi's wordplay combined appears!
Friday, November 28, 2014
John teams up with Dan from I Play Games And Film It in cooperative survival horror game Congo! Stranded in the jungle, surrounded by unspeakable horrors that lurk in the darkness of the night and the depths of not-quite-there-yet beta code, do they have what it takes to survive?
I wouldn't get my hopes up.
The heroes descend into decidedly ominous subterranean realm of eerily lit caverns, glowing green slime, and sinister eldritch statuary. Jbeetle's obsession with his anti-gravity arrows grows stronger when he learns how it interacts with the game's fluid physics.
Wednesday, November 26, 2014
Nick is torn between his two great wrestling loves as John Cena battles WWE World Champion The Miz at Wrestlemania XXVII!
With their richly characterized and easily distinguishable crewmates Rell and Doc dead and their archnemesis General Serrano revealed to still be alive, Grayson and the newly cyborgified Ishi set off in search of a stranded Confederate Final Echo trooper who may be their ticket to safety. John explains how skillshots work, and discusses the monetary policy issues faced by inflationary murder-based currencies.
Tuesday, November 25, 2014
Edge defends the World Heavyweight Championship from Alberto Del Rio at WrestleMania XXVII! Plus, a thrilling postscript where John and Nick discuss out-of-print pro wrestling pen-and-paper RPGs.
JBeetle attempts to wield his feminine wiles against a recalcitrant puzzle, with mixed results, and the perils of being careless with gunpowder are graphically demonstrated.
Thursday, November 20, 2014
The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels fights for his career in a retirement match at Wrestlemania XXVI! John discusses his surprisingly extensive experience attacking people with broken glass bottles, while, in a shocking swerve, Nick reveals that his surname is OF VIETNAMESE EXTRACTION, I THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
Tuesday, November 18, 2014
Crash-landed on a hostile planet with Ishi gravely wounded, Grayson and Rell go on a desperate salvage mission and make a fateful discovery. John demonstrates the power of the leash and the joy of environmental kills, while Nick and Dave forge a lifelong friendship over their dislike of Dom from Gears of War.
John Cena challenges Batista for the WWE World Championship! Nick discusses the deficiencies of the current WWE Diva roster, before the conversation inevitably turns to Dustin Rhodes and his peeping sexual predator horse.
Saturday, November 15, 2014
John, Nick, and Dave delve into underrated 2011 first-person shooter Bulletstorm! In our first episode we meet 26th-century spec ops soldier turned outlaw Grayson Hunt and his loyal crew, kick a man out of an airlock, and learn a valuable lesson about the dangers of operating heavy machinery under the influence of alcohol.
JBeetle's fixation on his antigravity arrow ability begins to reach dangerous levels, while John gets an opportunity to bring his Edward G. Robinson impression out of mothballs.
Friday, November 14, 2014
The heroes bravely face a den of monstrous spiders. Pontius' (John) dead body gets caught in one of Zoya's (JBeetle) antigravity arrow fields, with morbidly hilarious results.
Thursday, November 13, 2014
Saturday, November 8, 2014
Chris Jericho and Edge meet at Wrestlemania XXVI to fight for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship! Meanwhile, John and Nick discuss the impending destruction of the entire cosmos at the hands of Jericho.
Wednesday, November 5, 2014
Monday, November 3, 2014
Sunday, November 2, 2014
It's another triple threat match as Edge, John Cena, and the Big Show meet at Wrestlemania XXV! Meanwhile, John and Nick lament the game's failure to recreate John Cena's clone honor guard and ponder the structural engineering challenges of intimate relations with the Big Show.
Saturday, November 1, 2014
Triple H, John Cena, and defending champion Randy Orton step into the ring for a triple threat match at Wrestlemania XXIV! Nick tells us about the real-world martial exploits of Randy Orton, and John explains the important distinction between bad conduct and dishonorable discharges.
Tempers flare as the party's morale eroded by an onslaught of flames, collapsing platforms, and monstrous arachnids. John finally seizes on an opportunity to make a Darkman reference, only to have JBeetle redirect the conversation towards Full House.