Friday, February 27, 2015

Let's Try Castlevania: Lords of Shadow II! Ep. 3/3

The age-old battle between vampires and giant Catholic-themed mecha reaches its epic climax! John, Jade, and Nick give their impressions of the game, and take a glimpse into the catty, backstabbing, cutthroat world of paladin-based reality shows.

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De-torsoed: Let's Play Bulletstorm, Ep. 21

Grayson, Ishi, and Trishka fight on through the ruins, leaving a trail of blood-soaked rebar in their wake. Grayson's “just shoot at things until the problem goes away” approach to life leads to the invention of an innovative new form of urban mass transit.

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Thursday, February 26, 2015

“You kill-stealing Jezebel!”: Let's Play Bulletstorm, Ep. 20

With Ishi safely liberated from the ass of a giant evil plant, the heroes battle their way through a collapsed skyscraper. In a disturbing turn of events, John and Nick attempt some actual commentary on level design.

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That heightened valkyrie metabolism: Let's Play Gauntlet, Ep. 15

With two shards of Tyrfing down, the heroes must seek out the third and final piece in the Burning Temple of Dur! And yes, that IS a really dumb name.

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Monday, February 23, 2015

Let's Try Castlevania: Lords of Shadow II! Ep. 2/3

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Sunday, February 22, 2015

“Feed me, Seymour!”: Let's Play Bulletstorm, Ep.19

Assailed by what looks like what you'd get if one of the Dark Young of Shub-Niggurath had sex with a cactus,  Grayson and Trishka fight an epic struggle to save Ishi before it's too late!

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Saturday, February 21, 2015

Brock Lesnar vs. Triple H : Let's Play WWE2K14 30 Years of Wrestlemania!

Triple H puts his career on the line at WrestleMania XXIX in a retirement match against an evil knife tattoo and its human host, Brock Lesnar!

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Sleazier in the original Polish: Let's Play Bulletstorm, Ep. 18

In a very special episode of Let's Play Bulletstorm, Grayson and friends learn about the dangers of green insanity spores. Then it's off to rescue Ishi after he gets swallowed by a plant monster!

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Friday, February 20, 2015

Let's Try Castlevania: Lords of Shadow II! Ep. 1/3

John, Nick, and Jade face the terrifying darkness of the night- and the even more nightmarish realm of Steam's beta streaming service- with the demo of Castlevania: Lords of Shadow II!

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"I retract my praise:" Let's Play Gauntlet, Ep. 14

The heroes face off with the mighty Beast of Orox for the second shard of Tyrfing!

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Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Innuending: Let's Play Bulletstorm, Ep. 17

With yet another large structure violently reduced to ruins by Grayson' jackassery, he and his companions fight onward through the streets of a ravaged city.

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Twirling, twirling towards freedom: Let's Play Gauntlet, Ep. 13

The game's failings inspire a mass suicide pact, and some food that couldn't keep its mouth shut suffer the just fate of all traitors.

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Sunday, February 15, 2015

CM Punk vs. The Undertaker: Let's Play WWE2K14 30 Years of Wrestlemania!

CM Punk challenges The Undertaker's undefeated streak at Wrestlemania XXIX! Nick tells us about the undignified afterlife of Paul Bearer, while John asks the question on the mind of every CM Punk fan: Can Straight Edgers eat human ashes?

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Once more, with bug testing: Let's Play Bulletstorm, Ep. 16

We make another attempt on the dam, this time while the game is actually working properly.

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“It's a traditional Minnesota name:" Let's Play Gauntlet, Ep. 12

Spiders, exploding barrels, and thrilling back-tracking action!

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Saturday, February 14, 2015

Spider? I don't even know her!: Let's Play Gauntlet, Ep. 11

John raises the question of just why the hell they're on this perilous journey to begin with, which is probably something that ought to be more thoroughly addressed BEFORE entering the dungeon of an evil wizard.

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Thursday, February 12, 2015

Damn you, sky!: Let's Play Bulletstorm, Ep. 15

The fabric of reality comes apart at the seams as an attempted assault on a hydroelectric dam is stymied by a series of catastrophic bugs!

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Just hit it with a wrench: Let's Play Gauntlet, Ep. 10

Elfbot Questor suffers an unexpected mechanical problem, and we all learn about the untamed mountain-man filled wilderness that is Minnesota.

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Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Let's Play Dead Nation, Ep. 28

Our old friend the inexplicably exploding manhole makes its return!

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What would Isaac Asimov say?: Let's Play Gauntlet, Ep. 9

The heroes are pushed to the very limits of survival in the Vacant Sea!

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Saturday, February 7, 2015

CM Punk vs. Chris Jericho: Let's Play WWE2K14 30 Years of Wrestlemania!

After an epic struggle with John's recording software, we're back as  CM Punk faces Chris Jericho at WrestleMania XXVIII! Nick explains Jericho's almost Big Bossian level of heeldom leading up to the match, and John come's to a chilling realization about his Sergeant Slaughter impression. Plus, the fascinating microscopic world of the Staphylococcus bacterium!

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We can't stop here, this is elf country: Let's Play Gauntlet, Ep. 8

The adventure moves on from the Crypts of the Sun King into the dread Caverns of Mag'Ash. Meanwhile, the adventurers discuss just where the hell Questor's accent is from, and the ugly spectre of anti-elfism rears its head.

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Friday, February 6, 2015

The wheels are angry now: Let's Play Bulletstorm, Ep. 14

Now uneasy allies, Grayson, and Ishi, and Trishka fight their way up the side of a hydroelectric dam, while Nick manages to alienate yet another important demographic in the first 60 seconds of the episode.

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A heartbreaker and an unlifetaker: Let's Play Gauntlet, Ep. 7

The heroes battle the towering undead monstrosity known as the Sun King, and John's deep knowledge of French language and culture comes to the fore.

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Let's Play Dead Nation, Ep. 27

The parking lot becomes an inferno of burning, shredded bodies, while John permanently alienates the vital Decadent Rich People 35-55 demographic with his terrible Robin Leach impression.

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Thursday, February 5, 2015

“Don't accuse me of helping you!” Let's Play Gauntlet, Ep. 6

Assailed by deadly spike, hordes of mummies, and evil spectres, the adventurers lament the game's nonsensical insistence that all characters stay on the same screen even in online multiplayer.

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Let's Play Dead Nation, Ep. 26

John and Dan fight their way towards the hospital, inch by bloody inch. Meanwhile, the conversation on video game violence somehow segues into the history of Nintendo of America's bizarrely inconsistent treatment of religion in games.

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