Monday, June 29, 2015

"I just gave birth to a small lumber yard:"Let's Play Unturned 3.0 , Ep.12

Flandrygard's defenses grow ever mightier, and John tries to show Dan how to get into their house without being impaled on spikes.

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Sunday, June 28, 2015

Welcome to Flandrygard: Let's Play Unturned 3.0 , Ep.11

After a brief interlude, John and Dan return for more Unturned 3.0 action! John provides the grand tour of the new and improved Flandrygard, and Dan manages to get himself killed by their own headquarters' defenses within 30 seconds of entering the game.

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Friday, June 26, 2015

"I don't think the Geneva Conventions apply:" Let's Play Unturned 3.0! E...

The fortification of their headquarters continues, and John makes the fateful decision to incorporate spikes into the design. I'm sure that won't backfire gruesomely in future episodes.

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Monday, June 22, 2015

"Don't worry, they killed me:" Let's Play Unturned 3.0! Ep. 9

The surviviors continue to settle into their new home. John builds an elaborate network of barricades and fortifications, while Dan helps out by falling from a second-story window and breaking his leg.

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Saturday, June 20, 2015

"There's no sleep here:" Let's Play Unturned 3.0, Ep. 8

John teaches Dan how to chop down trees, delves deeper into the game's crafting system, and proposes tearing holes in space-time itself to simplify handheld tool maintenance.

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“An ETD, if you will:” Let's Play Shadowrun Returns! Ep. 44

The battle in the cemetery escalates as a swarm of vicious ghouls erupt from their lair, hungry for the flesh of Flandry's team and Telestrian mercenaries alike . Having strength as his dump stat comes back to haunt Flandry when his twig-like arms prove barely equal to the task of throwing a grenade beyond its own blast radius.

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Thursday, June 18, 2015

“Bury me, snake man! Bury me alive!” Let's Play Shadowrun Returns! Ep. 43

Jessica Watts is revealed as the true mastermind behind the Emerald City Ripper, and the cemetary suddenly becomes a combat zone as her mysterious friend Lynne Telestrian's goons jump Flandry and friends to make sure the truth dies with them!

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"Our living room is a blood-soaked nightmare:" Let's Play Unturned 3.0, ...

With the site selected, John and Dan begin the process of fortifying their new headquarters.On a completely unrelated subject, did you know that most fatal accidents actually occur within the home?

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Funeral for a friend-in-law: Let's Play Shadowrun Returns! Ep. 42

Flandry graciously accepts Jessica Watts' earlier invitation to attend the re-interment ceremony of her mother... The mother whose transplanted organs the Emerald City Ripper was lethally removing from their recipients. Huh. Old friends Coyote and Jake Armitage are there to pay their respects, along with a new face- Lynne Telestrian, a mysterious elven woman who seems to have a great deal of influence over Jessica.

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Friday, June 12, 2015

So no lollipop? Let's Play Shadowrun Returns! Ep. 41

Safely back at the Seamstresses Union, Flandry celebrates his victory over the Emerald City Ripper by being a dick to Dr. Castle. Meanwhile, John and Nick contemplate a legal conundrum.

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Thursday, June 11, 2015

Cannibalism is the answer: Let's Play Shadowrun Returns! Ep. 40

The Emerald City Ripper is dead, his bloody reign of terror ended, but the mystery is not yet solved. Who hired him to reclaim Melinda Watts' organs, and why?

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Wednesday, June 10, 2015

Mike Hagar-like fists: Let's Play Shadowrun Returns! Ep. 39

Amidst the gruesome monuments to his crimes that fill his laboratory, the battle with the Emerald City Ripper rages. For Sam and all of those who've suffered and died at the hands of the Ripper, for the tormented innocents imprisoned in the chamber of horrors that Mercy Mental Hospital has become, for the bartenders and waitresses Flandry will tip after he collects his 100,000 nuyen reward and blows it all on booze, this monster must die.

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Tuesday, June 9, 2015

"It's Eternal Darkness all over again:" Let's Play Unturned 3.0! Ep. 6

Corpses carpet the streets as John and Dan's peaceful discussion of the mysteries of undead neurology is brought to a dramatic end by the biggest zombie horde they've faced yet! After Dan's inevitable death and respawn, we learn more about how crafting and farming works in Undead 3.0.

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Watching TV is a free action: Let's Play Shadowrun Returns! Ep. 38

Still more chilling discoveries are made- and then, at long last, Flandry finally cornes the Emerald City Ripper in his laboratory.

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Monday, June 8, 2015

“Go forth, robot health inspector:” Let's Play Shadowrun Returns! Ep. 37

Flandry pushes onward  through the second floor of Mercy Mental Hospital, trying not to hurt the hapless patients now running rampant. Who someone apparently decided to give GRENADES.

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Sunday, June 7, 2015

Ivan Drago, M.D.: Let's Play Shadowrun Returns! Ep. 36

Flandry and his team fight their way to to the second floor of the hospital, a squalid nightmare where all pretenses of legitimate medicine have been abandoned and the Ripper has ruthlessly turned his most violently deranged “patients” loose to cover his retreat. Meanwhile, John explains how critters like vampires and werewolves work in the Shadowrun universe.

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Friday, June 5, 2015

Vehicular homicide: Let's Play Unturned 3.0! Ep. 5

John and Dan climb aboard a pickup truck and take to the road. I'm sure that won't end in a fiery catashrophe or anything.

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Picking up quests for crazy people: Let's Play Shadowrun Returns! Ep. 35

Investigation soon makes it gruesomely clear that  Mercy Mental Hospital peaceful discussion is no longer a place of healing with the disguised Emerald City Ripper in charge, and it's not long before Flandry finds himself face-to-face with the Ripper himself. And what a face it is!

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Thursday, June 4, 2015

Air-typing: Let's Play Shadowrun Returns! Ep. 34

After making some final preparations and assembling his team of runners, Flandry and his team set out for Mercy Mental Hospital, where the Emerald City Ripper now masquerades as the chief psychiatrist. Time to bring him down.

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Wednesday, June 3, 2015

The most electrifying man in psychiatric entertainment: Let's Play Shadowrun Returns! Ep. 33

Back in the world of flesh and blood, Flandry and friends piece together the clues they've discovered about the Emerald City Ripper- now revealed to be Silas Forsberg,a deranged medical technician who faked his own death and is now impersonating his own murdered psychiatrist!

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The first step to disappointment: Let's Play Unturned 3.0! Ep. 4

John and Dan make it through their first night- more or less- to greet a new day. Now better-armed and equipped, is fortune finally turning their way?

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Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Psychiatrist heel turns: Let's Play Shadowrun Returns! Ep. 32

With DNA evidence in hand, Flandry's journey into the Matrix yields the name, psychiatric history, and a wealth of information about the Emerald City Ripper. There's just one problem- according to police records, he's already dead.

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Monday, June 1, 2015

"I told you not to offend the zombies!" Let's Play Unturned 3.0! Ep. 3

Dan respawns fortuitously close to John after his most recent untimely death, and we get to see our first car explosion!

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Meanwhile in Tron: Let's Play Shadowrun Returns! Ep. 31

We're introduced to another facet of the game as we make our first trip into the Matrix, the perilous global computer network of the 1980s/2050s. Nick mentions the movie AI, sending John on an extended tangent about his schoolgirlish mancrush on Jordan Weisman.

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