John, Nick, JT, and Jade once again gather to take on the demo of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All-Star Battle! Will the combined power of JT's fighting game expertise, Nick's Jojo knowledge, and Jade inexhaustible supply of Ronnie James Dio jokes be enough to guide John to victory?
In the shadow of burning skyscrapers, plagued by ill-timed health pickups that seem specifically designed to taunt them, John and Dan fight on against the undead!
The heroes journey across a bitter, frigid wasteland. Insert joke about Amadeus' wife here.
The heroes escape the sandworm, and someone who shall remain nameless accidentally screws up the cutscene afterwards.
The journey takes a distasteful turn as the heroes descend into a giant monster's digestive tract, where the only thing more revolting than the surroundings is the wordplay.
Armed with a newfound respect for the dangers of high explosives, John and Dan make another attempt to survive the terrible depths of the jungle!
More perils await within the pyramid. Plus fun with giant solar-powered deathrays!
