PurpleHelmet (Dan) the warrior and Flandry (John) the hunter meet for the first time. Together, they must seek allies among the Namiros Knights in their struggle against evil, brave the horrors of the nearby forest, and explain that the game is not, fact, porn when Dan's girlfriend walks in at an inopportune moment.
With Daud slain, Corvo enacts the traditional post-battle looting and confused wandering before advancing further into the nightmarish rotting heart of the Flooded District, where John and Nick briefly reflect on who the real monster in this story is before gleefully windblasting some dudes over a railing.
Stone Cold Steve Austin takes on Bret "The Hitman" Hart in a No Disqualifications Submission match at Wrestlemania XIII!
Cold steel and dark supernatural powers clash as Corvo finally does battle with the murderer of the Empress himself, the legendary assassin Daud. John didn't let the bastard live even on his low-chaos playthrough, so no points for guessing whether Corvo spares his life this time.
Corvo closes in on the headquarters of Daud and his assassins, where vengeance for the murdered Empress awaits. John's inability to properly enunciate simple English words once again proves more entertaining than any of his intentional efforts to be amusing.
Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels push each other to their limits in a grueling Iron Man match at Wrestlemania XII! Michaels actually manages to land his Sweet Chin Music on an opponent for once, Nick gets confused about the historical objectives for the match, and John explains the importance of proper experimental design in animal cognition research.
Fully armed once again, Corvo is ready to take on Daud, but first he must make his way through the perils of the Flooded District. John reveals the horrifying scope and grandeur of his vocabulary, shattering Nick's mind forever.
The Undertaker faces Diesel at Wrestlemania XII! Will Big Daddy Cool cut the Phenom's streak short? Will John and Nick even care enough to focus on the match instead of going off on a bizarre tangent about WCW's short-lived wrestler/Cenobite/possible pedophile Seven?
After one boot to the face too many, the Hearbreak Kid Shawn Michaels battles his long-suffering former tag team partner Diesel at Wrestlemania XI! The cinematic oeuvre of Kevin Nash is discussed, and another vital viewer demographic is lost forever.
Corvo descends into the bowels of an abandoned refinery and successfully reclaims his lost gear, still intact and only moderately drenched in diseased plague effluvia.
John once again teams up Dan from I Play Games And Film It and venture into online action RPG Dark Blood Online! Swords will clash, anime women will search in vain for sensible clothing, and character dialogue will be read aloud in ridiculous voices derived from decades-old memories of X-Men cartoons.
Apologies for the audio quality; I've cleaned it up as much as I can, but I was still getting the hang of my new microphone when this was recorded, so the sound isn't as good as I'd like.
Knee-deep in blue-white mystery sludge, Corvo explores the ruins as he searches for his lost equipment. Along the way, we learn about fishing with high explosives, and John alienates the all-important Florida demographic forever.
The ultimate battle of length versus girth reaches its explosive climax as the 6'10" Undertaker faces the 450+ pound "Walking Condominium" King Kong Bundy at Wrestlemania XI!
Our accidental exploration of the world of Japanese fighting game visual novel prequel spinoffs reaches it's conclusion! Meanwhile, John and Nick discuss anti-ghost racism, the crime-ridden hellholes they both live in, Iron Chef, and the shocking true identity of the source of all evil in the Xblaze universe: Ric Flair.
The bodies continue to pile up as the ever-growing zombie horde pours into the prison! Can just two men stem this unstoppable tide of death? Spoiler Alert: See the definition of "unstoppable."
Betrayed by his allies among the Loyalist conspiracy, Corvo awakens alone and unarmed in the flooded ruins of the Rudshore District, the prisoner of Daud's deadly assassins. As it turns out, holding a man prisoner when he can teleport, become a rat, bend time, and summon blasts of wind strong enough to break human bones is kind of hard.
A new feature makes its debut as John and Nick blindly delve into the PlayStation 3 demo of Xblaze Code: Embryo. It's from Arc System Works, creators of Guilty Gear, BlazBlue, and Persona 4 Arena, so it's probably some sort of fighting game, right? Not... exactly.
The stakes rise as we discard our training wheels and turn the difficulty setting up to Normal. God help us.
Deja vu runs wild over the main event of Wrestlemania X as The Hitman Bret Hart challenges Yokozuna for the WWF World Wrestling Championship! We learn a little bit about Yokozuna's manager, Harry "Mr. Fuji" Fujiwara, and Nick valiantly fights to repair the timestream after accidentally creating an alternate universe where Yokozuna ultimately loses the title in the notorious Kyoto Screwjob at Survivors Series '97.
The battle for the cemetery rages on! John takes up his trusty sniper rifle, while Dan discovers the simple pleasures of setting whole crowds of zombies on fire.
Corvo returns in triumph to the Hound's Pit Pub, where the Loyalists have gathered to celebrate their victory. Let's just nobody spiked... well, shit.
After one boot to the face too many, the Hearbreak Kid Shawn Michaels battles his long-suffering former tag team partner Diesel at Wrestlemania XI! The cinematic oeuvre of Kevin Nash is discussed, and another vital viewer demographic is lost forever.
We try our hand at Barricade Mode, where the only thing more dangerous than the zombies is John's inability to set up his keybindings properly. Luckily, a new ally joins the fray!
Corvo pays a visit to the Lord Regent's chief interrogator to register a complaint about his treatment at Coldridge Prison, then swings by the Empress' super secret hideout room to build a kickass couch fort before making good his escape.
John once again teams up with Dan from I Play Games and Film It to take on the zombie apocalypse, this time in Diezel Power's frantic shoot'em up Nation Red!
The ultimate battle of length versus girth reaches its explosive climax as the 6'10" Undertaker faces the 450+ pound "Walking Condominium" King Kong Bundy at Wrestlemania XI!
With entirely unwarranted optimism, our heroes again venture forth in search of adventure. John proves that even death can't stop him from being a liability to the rest of the group when they must risk their lives trying to revive him after his corpse is wedged between a cliff face and an oscillating spike trap.
Corvo finally meets a familiar voice face to face, and broadcasts the evidence of Lord Burrows' crimes across the city. John continues to be a terrible shot.
Deja vu runs wild over the main event of Wrestlemania X as "The Hitman" Bret Hart challenges Yokozuna for the WWF World Wrestling Championship! We learn a little bit about Yokozuna's manager, Harry "Mr. Fuji" Fujiwara, and Nick valiantly fights to repair the timestream after accidentally creating an alternate universe where Yokozuna ultimately loses the title in the notorious Kyoto Screwjob at Survivors Series '97.
The party departs the safety of the village and presses onward into a perilous realm of ice and snow, where disaster predictably ensues. Repeatedly. Hats once again prove themselves the deadliest adversary of all when JBeetle's unexpectedly summons a colossal arachnoid hellbeast that immediately kills everybody.
Corvo enters the interior of Dunwall Tower and confronts Hiram Burrows, ending the Lord Regent's corrupt reign and life with his bare hands in the awkwardly edited heart of his inner sanctum.
Things take a turn for the surreal as the search for a properly functioning server continues, and the survivors arrive at a ransacked convenience store where the very fabric of spacetime falls apart. You'll see what I mean.
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The New Generation Era begins, and we kick it off in style with the legendary ladder match between the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels and Razor Ramon at Wrestlemania X!
Undeterred by last episode's setbacks, John, Modi, and Jbeetle once more set out into the wilderness. Monsters and traps threaten them from every side, but there is an even greater evil working against them: Modi's hat!
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Corvo crosses Dunwall Tower's defensive perimeter, leaving a trail of bodies and another devastating example of what a little creative rewiring on an automated fireball-spewing guard tower can do. Meanwhile, John and Nick discuss Mafia nicknames, the Goonies, and other important Dishonored lore.
With the chief supporters of the tyrannical rule of Lord Regent Burrows dead, the time has come to strike down the usurper himself! But first, Corvo must make his way to Dunwall Tower, where an army of guards and some painful memories await. Meanwhile, Princess Emily faces yet another obstacle to her rightful ascent to the throne when the Hound's Pit Pub turns out to have no children's menu.
I join forces with fellow Let's Players JBeetle and Modi Operandus and delve into the merciless depths of 2D action/platformer/RPG/roguelike-like Magicite! With fearsome monsters, fiendish traps, the ever-present threat of hunger, and my abject incompetence assailing us from all sides, will our heroes have what it takes to survive?
Spoiler alert: No.
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Yokozuna battles Bret "The Hitman" Hart at Wrestlemania IX for the world championship, with a special guest appearance by Hulk Hogan's rampaging ego! Salt will be thrown, titles will change heands, and Nick will reveal that he doesn't know what "pulmonary" means.
Safe back at the Hound's Pit Pub with his mission complete, Corvo receives grim news about the rapidly decaying conditions in the countryside beyond Dunwall and the dire state of Princess Emily's penmanship. Piero Joplin continues to be creepy as hell.
The next (sort of) chapter in our desperate struggle for survival! Or our search for something to desperately struggle to survive against, as the case may be.
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The Nature Boy Ric Flair makes his first appearance, defending the world championship against Macho Man Randy Savage at Wrestlemania VIII. The sartorial styles of the two competitors are discussed, and John tells Nick the tale of Ric Flair's greatest angle of all: the Black Scorpion!
More innocent Jello falls before Corvo's pitiless blade as he descends to pillage the Boyle basement, then makes his escape.
All-American Hulk Hogan battles Saddam Hussein-loving traitor Sergeant Slaughter at Wrestlemania VII in the climax of one of the most tasteless wrestling storylines of all time!
Corvo accomplishes his mission, ending Waverly Boyle's life with a single precision shot and making his escape without being seen. Then he goes back and kicks down the front door so he can loot the place, leaving a trail of bloody corpses and slaughtered gelatin deserts in his wake.
