Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Dishonored High Chaos, Episode 11: Hiram Burrows is a sexual Tyrannosaurus

Corvo meets, saves, and immediately robs local merchant Griff, only to meet swift and savage justice at the paws of hungry rats. Nick asks some completely spontaneous questions about the game's mechanics, prompting a completely unrehearsed explanation from me.









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Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Starbound Episode 11: OH GOD KILL THEM WITH FIRE

Logan and I seek greener pastures on Alpha Lilith 99 I b, only to find ourselves fighting for our lives and our very sanity in a nightmarish realm of spider-goblin-things. Also, there are monkeys.









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Let's Play Dishonored High Chaos, Episode 10: Susan Sarandon is made of rats

Corvo befriends a local senior citizen and gets in an altercation with some local ruffians, while I recount the recent destruction of my grandmother's house at the hands of a local plumber.









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Monday, April 28, 2014

John and Logan Play Starbound Episode 10: Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies

Ongoing exploration of the planet meets an unexpected setback when Logan and I are both abruptly killed by a cataclysmic barrage of meteors that sends the entire planet into a post-impact ice age, leaving the surface uninhabitable for millennia to come. So that was kind of a bummer.









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Let's Play Dishonored High Chaos, Episode 9: Dunwall, city on the go!

Corvo's begins his mission to slay the High Overseer, and we all learn about bone charms. I speculate on the possibility of a luchadore-based sequel to Dishonored and remind us all that Reign of Fire is a terrible, terrible movie.









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Friday, April 25, 2014

Starbound Episode 9:The Alien Bird God Delusion

First contact continues as Logan and I explore the Mall of the Space Birds, leaving a trail of rudeness and petty theft in our wake.









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Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Let's Play Dishonored High Chaos, Episode 8: My heart will go on

Corvo makes preparations to assassinate the High Overseer. The nature and limitations of the Heart are discussed, and the virtues of Dredd are extolled.









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Monday, April 21, 2014

Let's Play Dishonored High Chaos, Episode 7: Meanwhile, outside space and time...

Trying to get some rest after a long day of killin', Corvo has a fateful encounter with the eldritch interdimensional troll known as the Outsider.



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Friday, April 18, 2014

Let's Play Dishonored, High Chaos, Episode 6: The ultimate experience in steam-powered terror

Corvo explores the Hound's Pit Pub. I admit my fear of singing children, and the words "steampunk human centipede" are uttered for the first and hopefully last time in human history.



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Thursday, April 17, 2014

Starbound Episode 8: Dolph Lundgren IS Sharp Crunchcarnage!

I continue to sample the planet's poisonous sludge, and first contact with a race of mall-owning avian sophonts is made. Logan refrains from killing the friendly, intelligent aliens, and settles for robbing them instead.



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Let's Play Dishonored High Chaos, Episode 5: Eye blood for the eye blood god

Corvo meets Admiral Havelock and Lord Pendleton, leaders of the Loyalist conspiracy, and brilliant pervert Piero Joplin. I lament the premature cancellation of Ned and Stacy, while Nick recounts the first of many disturbing anecdotes about his workplace.









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Tuesday, April 15, 2014

John and Logan Play Starbound Episode 7: The Quest for Office Furniture

The series returns, with an all-new planet to explore! We descend to the arid surface of Alpha R Leo 9884 VII c, where I painstakingly expose myself to every toxin on the planet.









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Monday, April 14, 2014

Let's Play Dishonored High Chaos, Episode 4: Cheese Is The Punisher's kr...

Corvo continues his flight into the sewers and meets Samuel the boatman, while I discourse on Dunwall theology. Disappointingly, despite several prominently displayed skulls, Dolph Lundgren is nowhere to be found.









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Let's Play Dishonored High Chaos, Episode 3: Serkonos, Morley, Tivia, and the other one

Corvo flees into the sewers of Dunwall, seeking his mysterious benefactors. Nick reveals his lust for ursine blood, and the finer points of anti-bear armaments are discussed.









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Saturday, April 12, 2014

Let's Play Dishonored High Chaos, Episode 2: The Shank in Your Throat Re...

Awakening in Coldridge Prison after being unjustly accused of murdering the Empress, Corvo makes his daring escape. Meanwhile, Nick and I become sidetracked by the minutiae of Early Modern Era firearm technology, and my own ugly prejudice against the follicle-challenged is exposed.









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Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Let's Play Dishonored, High Chaos: Corvo Attano is History's Greatest Monster Edition

Let's Play Starbound was a success! The video encoding process didn't reduce my PC to molten slag and Logan hasn't suddenly started blocking my emails, so I'm declaring victory. We'll be mounting another expedition into the unknown soon enough, seeking new worlds full of precious artifacts for me to pillage and alien creatures for Logan to be repeatedly killed by, but first...







Join me and Nick Nguyen as we venture into the dark steampunk world of Dishonored, where my ill-fated attempt at a "harshly pragmatic" playthrough almost immediately degenerates into a nightmare of savage bloodshed, petty vandalism, and bizarre digressions that few will escape alive. Royal blood will spill, an empire will teeter on the brink of chaos, and a bloodthirsty lunatic in a Doctor Doom mask will steal everything that isn't nailed down. Don't miss it!



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