New at Robot Geek

I've got some new articles up over at Robot Geek. Sadly, my work there is hamstrung by proprietor Dan O'Connor's expectation that I provide actual commentary about games instead of just making things up, but nevertheless, please to enjoy:

Chilling tales of gaming horror presents: Daikatana

Red Faction Guerrilla: Sometimes a ridiculously unfair enemy is exactly what a game needs

Square: The golden age

Read all three for:

• Lengthy apologia for gameplay mechanics everyone else hates!
• The hottest, most up-to-date industry news of the late 1990s you'll find anywhere on the web!
• Absurdly convoluted metaphors involving the First World War!
• Motorhead!
• My nerdy-even-by-the-standards-of-people-who-blog-about-video-games childhood!
• Muscular post-apocalyptic warlords clad only in tiny shorts and their unabashed confidence in their own masculinity! 

And so much more!