Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Tactical Lubricant Action: Let's Play Bulletstorm Ep 6

After a long hiatus, with their fellow commentator Dave inexplicably vanished, John and Nick return to the ludicrously violent world of Bulletstorm! The flare gun makes its debut, John's infuriatingly shoddy controller continues to be infuriatingly shoddy, and the military applications of personal tactical lubricants are discussed in uncomfortable detail.









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Let's Play Dead Nation, Ep. 15

The journey hits a temporary snag in the confines of a narrow alley, where a seemingly unending horde of the walking dead lurk and the mocking laughter of the health pickup gods reverberates eternally.









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Monday, December 29, 2014

Let's Try JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All-Star Battle, 2/3

The controller passes to JT, and the battle moves to a new location!









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“How hard is it to keep the box there?” Let's Play Trine 2 Ep 33

The heroes take to the sky and arrive at the Cloudy Isles, an airborne realm of electric-powered whirlimagigs and long, long falls.









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Let's Play Dead Nation, Ep. 14

John and Dan must navigate a maze of burning vehicles, and Dan debuts a new weapon: The blade cannon!









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Friday, December 26, 2014

Let's Try JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All-Star Battle, 1/3

John, Nick, JT, and Jade once again gather to take on the demo of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All-Star Battle! Will the combined power of JT's fighting game expertise, Nick's Jojo knowledge, and Jade inexhaustible supply of Ronnie James Dio jokes be enough to guide John to victory?









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Let's Play Dead Nation, Ep 13

In the shadow of burning skyscrapers, plagued by ill-timed health pickups that seem specifically designed to taunt them, John and Dan fight on against the undead!









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"Speaking of big'uns...": Let's Play Trine 2 Ep 32

The heroes journey across a bitter, frigid wasteland. Insert joke about Amadeus' wife here.









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Thursday, December 25, 2014

Most irregular: Let's Play Trine 2 Ep 31

The heroes escape the sandworm, and someone who shall remain nameless accidentally screws up the cutscene afterwards.









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Wednesday, December 24, 2014

"It's all jiggly:” Let's Play Trine 2 Ep 29

The journey takes a distasteful turn as the heroes descend into a giant monster's digestive tract, where the only thing more revolting than the surroundings is the wordplay.









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Monday, December 22, 2014

Let's Play Congo, Ep 8

Armed with a newfound respect for the dangers of high explosives, John and Dan make another attempt to survive the terrible depths of the jungle!









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"I'm just a carbonized skeleton, thank you very much:" Let's Play Trine Ep 28

More perils await within the pyramid. Plus fun with giant solar-powered deathrays!









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Saturday, December 20, 2014

Let's Play Congo, Ep. 7

John and Dan successfully make radio contact with the outside world to call for help, but they're not out of the woods yet- and they'll need to use some explosives to clear their path to extraction. What could possibly go wrong?









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"You're all going to die down here:" Let's Play Trine 2 Ep 27

Deeper into the pyramid!









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Thursday, December 18, 2014

Let's Play Congo, Ep 6

Lost in the jungle, assailed by evil on all sides, Dan makes a discovery that will revolutionize the transportation and distribution of petroleum-based fuels forever.









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Tell me of your homeworld, Usul: Let's Play Trine 2 Ep 26

The adventure takes an unexpected detour into the desert, and deep into a mysterious pyramid. Plus, the astonishing powers of Amadeus the Wizard, fully unleashed in all their terrible splendor!









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Monday, December 15, 2014

Let's Play Congo, Ep. 5

With Dan incapacitated and only a revive needle able to cure him, John finds himself faced with the depressingly familiar task of wandering a dark, unfamiliar neighborhood in search of drugs. He carves a trail of slaughter through the forest, but soon encounters a foe no mortal weapon can defeat!









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Saturday, December 13, 2014

Let's Try Tales From the Borderlands, Ep 3/3

We've arrived on Pandora, a dangerous world where life is cheap and the right to survive another day only comes from the barrel of a gun. Time to piss off the locals!









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"Bowser killed me:" Let's Play Trine 2 Ep 25

The heroes make their way through the burning districts of the besieged city, stopping to do some amateur firefighting and repeatedly dying in a perilous underwater passage along the way.









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Let's Play Dead Nation Ep. 12

In a welcome relief from the nightmarish horror of the previous episode, John and Dan fight their way through a hellish gauntlet of burning debris.









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Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Let's Try Tales From the Borderlands, Ep 2

Rhys' career takes a disastrous turn, an innocent trash receptacle becomes collateral damage, and Rhys and friends come up with a can't-possibly-go-horribly-wrong scheme to claim their rightful place at Hyperion. Please be warned that there are some weird visual artifacts in this video, though not so bad you can't follow what's going on.









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Tuesday, December 9, 2014

"They're gonna whack Amadeus' whole family now:" Let's Play Trine 2 Ep 24

One adventure may be over, but a new one begins when Amadeus' (Modi) wife is abducted by goblins! It's up to him and his friends Pontius (John) and Zoya (JBeetle) to get her- or at least enough of her to check against dental records- back, but they'll have to fight their way out of a besieged city first.









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Monday, December 8, 2014

Let's Play Congo, Ep. 4

John and Dan stop to admire a beautiful waterfall, but fall prey to a foe deadlier than any man-eating jungle hellbeast- an unfinished beta's level design!









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Saturday, December 6, 2014

Let's Try Tales From the Borderlands, Ep. 1

John and Nick are joined by JT and their old friend Jade for the demo of Tales From the Borderlands from Telltale Games! We follow ambitious young Hyperion employee Reese as he journeys to the perilous surface of Pandora in search of fortune, adventure, and locals to be pointlessly rude to you. But first, there's some asshole with an admittedly awesome beard we have to talk to.









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Let's Play Dead Nation Ep. 11

Oh, good. Clowns. Zombie clowns.









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Thursday, December 4, 2014

Let's Play Congo, Ep 3

John is entrusted with automatic weapons. This turns out to be a bad idea.









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“France is part of England, right?” Let's Play Bulletstorm, Ep. 5

Grayson and Ishi make their escape via train, with hordes of Mad Max extras and a giant wheel with a taste for blood in hot pursuit!









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Low-G Headstand: Let's Play Trine 2 Ep 23

The heroes reach their final destination, where the evil Princess Rosabel holds her sister Isabel captive. Faced with dark magics, a fearsome dragon, and puns far superior to their own, can they triumph over evil?









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Tuesday, December 2, 2014

"My flow never stops:" Let's Play Trine 2 Ep 22

The heroes descend from the icy wastes into the molten caverns below. Then directly back into ice. It's sort of the Chicago of fantasy kingdoms.









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Let's Play Dead Nation, Ep. 10

The battle for Sorrow Park continues, and the Molotov cocktail makes an extremely impressive debut.









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Monday, December 1, 2014

Triple H vs. The Undertaker: Let's Play WWE2K14 30 Years of Wrestlemania

Triple H challenges The Undertaker's undefeated streak at Wrestlemania XXVII! John and Nick get into a bizarre conversation about the Mortal Kombat analogues of various WWE personalities, and John digs into his stockpile of Dan Simmons jokes.









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Icewarden Prison Blues: Let's Play Trine 2 Ep 21

Our three heroes find themselves prisoners in the frozen realm of Icewarden Keep. It will take no small amount of cunning and ingenuity to get out of this predicament... which means we may be here a while.









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Let's Play Dead Nation, Ep. 9

John and Dan venture into the oddly named Sorrow Park, where they get their first chance to use a flamethrower. It goes about as well as anyone who's seen the previous eight episodes would expect.









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