The survivors of last episode's vehicular mishap find new transportation and pay a visit to a nearby military base, and the conversation takes a confusingly filthy turn.
Tuesday, March 31, 2015
You're born naked and you die naked: Let's Play Unturned! Ep. 8
Accusing the living is what ghosts do: Let's Play Bulletstorm, Ep. 34
The heroes fight their way aboard General Serrano's escape vessel, we meet the elite troopers of Heavy Echo for the first time, and unwholesome-looking greenish mystery fluid flows in abundance.
Saturday, March 28, 2015
Retrocausal bad luck: Let's Play Bulletstorm, Ep. 33
Grayson, Ishi, and Trishka face the biggest and deadliest battle of the entire game! Naturally, this leads to a discussion of the awesomeness of Jason Statham.
Friday, March 27, 2015
Let's Play Shadowrun Returns! Episode 1
John and Nick enter the dark cyberpunk/fantasy world of 2050s Seattle in Let's Play Shadowrun Returns! In this episode, John introduces us to Shadowrun universe and takes us through the character creation process.
Let's Play Shadowrun Returns! Episode 1
John and Nick enter the dark cyberpunk/fantasy world of 2050s Seattle in Let's Play Shadowrun Returns! In this episode, John introduces us to Shadowrun universe and takes us through the character creation process.
"Shirt and no pants is much worse:" Let's Play Unturned! Ep. 7
After the triumph of the first 6 episodes, John, JBeetle, Modi, and Scott return to the zombie-ravage world of Unturned! John demonstrates his driving skills with... mixed results.
Head-seeking technology: Let's Play Bulletstorm, Ep. 32
John is too angry about what a worthless piece of trash the Hauppauge HD PVR 2 is to even try to say something funny here. Try again next episode.
Thursday, March 26, 2015
Homecoming: Let's Play Unturned! Ep. 6
After over an hour of confused wandering, the four survivors are FINALLY united in their well-stocked headquarters.
Saturday, March 21, 2015
Let's Play Bulletstorm, Ep. 31
Grayson and Ishi finally reach the heart of the Ulysses to help General Serrano disarm the deadly DNA bomb that threatens the entire planet. Surely the General wouldn't treacherously fuck them over TWICE. And a friendly face makes an unexpected but welcome return!
Friday, March 20, 2015
Oops: Let's Play Bulletstorm, Ep. 30!
Grayson, Ishi, and General Serrano enter the fallen wreck of the Confederate warship Ulysses, and John proves beyond any possible doubt that he's too damned stupid to live.
"I forgot I'm naked again:" Let's Play Unturned! Ep. 5
Lost in the night with the undead swarming, John climbs a water tower in search of refuge. No points for guessing how that turns out.
Tuesday, March 17, 2015
Beetleborg Prime: Let's Play Unturned! Ep. 4
Still separated from Modi and JBeetle, John and Scott set off on a perilous journey across the countryside in search of their friends.
Mouth jobs: Let's Play Bulletstorm, Ep. 29!
Grayson and Ishi have an unexpectedly poignant moment, and General Sarrano continues to be a hilariously reprehensible human being.
Saturday, March 14, 2015
Let's Try Blood Knights! Ep. 1/3
John, Nick, and JT face the horrors of the night in the demo of downloadable hack and slash adventure Blood Knights!
Cut to Insane Clown Posse .jpg: Let's Play Bulletstorm, Ep. 28!
Grayson, Ishi, and General Serrano descend into the toxic waste-filled mines beneath the resort, while Nick explains his proposal for a hamster wheel-based alternative to the current penal system.
Wednesday, March 11, 2015
Obtuse parking: Let's Play Unturned! Ep. 3
John and Scott take refuge in an abandoned town. We learn about one of the most useful items in the game, the canteen, and Scott shows us how to park a car upside-down.
"Bruce Campbell, will you ever win?” Let's Play Bulletstorm, Ep. 27!
We finally learn the truth about what devastated the planet, General Serrano is still a dick, and Nick and John somehow end up talking about Beastmaster.
Tuesday, March 10, 2015
Dick Wars of the 27th Century: Let's Play Bulletstorm, Ep. 26!
With Trishka missing and presumed dead, Grayson, Ishi, and General Serrano are forced indoors as gamma ray storm bombards the planet with deadly energy. John and Nick discuss the sociolinguistic history of the Bulletstorm universe.
Monday, March 9, 2015
"I enjoy killing, OK?" Let's Play Unturned! Ep. 2
Things get even more dangerous as night falls over the zombie-infested island... and, worse, John gets behind the wheel of a car!
We kinda slaughtered its children: Let's Play Bulletstorm, Ep. 25!
The angry mama of those giant eggs Grayson destroyed back in Act 1 is back, and she is PISSED. And so is General Sarrano!
Sunday, March 8, 2015
Timeshares in Albania: Let's Play Gauntlet, Ep. 20 (Finale!)
In a completely unforeseeable turn of events, Morak turns out to be a bad guy, and the final battle is on!
Saturday, March 7, 2015
Do not taunt Super Happy Fun Ball: Let's Play Bulletstorm, Ep. 24!
Trishka learns of General Sarrano's role in her father's death- though the actual triggerman remains anonymous for the time being- while John and Nick discuss some of the questionable design decisions of the Dead Echo leash.
Night of the Living Pre-Dead: Let's Play Gauntlet, Ep. 19
As the heroes close in on the final shard of Tyrfing, the true source of Thyra the valkyrie's furious battle-rage is revealed!
Friday, March 6, 2015
Let's Play Unturned! Ep. 1
John (AKA Flandry) is joined by JBeetle, Modi Operandus, and new friend Scrumptious Scott of Nook 'n Cranny gaming in indie zombie survival game Unturned! In our first episode, John fights his way across a golf course with a katana and joins Scrumptious Scott in Banana Town.
You heard me.
Wednesday, March 4, 2015
The scones of Tyrfing: Let's Play Gauntlet, Ep. 18
Amidst a sea of molten lava, the adventurers speculate on Morak's possible not-at-all telegraphed betrayal.
Herpes Confirmed: Let's Play Bulletstorm, Ep. 23!
We all learn a little more than we cared to about Grayson Hunt's personal life, then kick a towering mutant hell beast into some spinning helicopters blades.
Monday, March 2, 2015
A chance the track could bend: Let's Play Bulletstorm, Ep. 22
A pleasant trip by monorail comes to a quick and disastrous end as Grayson, Trishka, and Ishi are faced with a dangerous new enemy, the Burnouts. John updates his running tally of vehicle crashes Grayson has caused, while Nick reveals his father's secret recipe for home-made Tang.
Sunday, March 1, 2015
The Rock vs. John Cena II: Let's Play WWE2K14 30 Years of Wrestlemania!
30 Years of Wrestlemania mode comes to a triumphant conclusion as The Rock and John Cena meet again at Wrestlemania XXIX!