After a long hiatus, with their fellow commentator Dave inexplicably vanished, John and Nick return to the ludicrously violent world of Bulletstorm! The flare gun makes its debut, John's infuriatingly shoddy controller continues to be infuriatingly shoddy, and the military applications of personal tactical lubricants are discussed in uncomfortable detail.
The journey hits a temporary snag in the confines of a narrow alley, where a seemingly unending horde of the walking dead lurk and the mocking laughter of the health pickup gods reverberates eternally.
The controller passes to JT, and the battle moves to a new location!
The heroes take to the sky and arrive at the Cloudy Isles, an airborne realm of electric-powered whirlimagigs and long, long falls.
John and Dan must navigate a maze of burning vehicles, and Dan debuts a new weapon: The blade cannon!
John, Nick, JT, and Jade once again gather to take on the demo of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All-Star Battle! Will the combined power of JT's fighting game expertise, Nick's Jojo knowledge, and Jade inexhaustible supply of Ronnie James Dio jokes be enough to guide John to victory?
In the shadow of burning skyscrapers, plagued by ill-timed health pickups that seem specifically designed to taunt them, John and Dan fight on against the undead!
The heroes journey across a bitter, frigid wasteland. Insert joke about Amadeus' wife here.
The heroes escape the sandworm, and someone who shall remain nameless accidentally screws up the cutscene afterwards.
The journey takes a distasteful turn as the heroes descend into a giant monster's digestive tract, where the only thing more revolting than the surroundings is the wordplay.
Armed with a newfound respect for the dangers of high explosives, John and Dan make another attempt to survive the terrible depths of the jungle!
More perils await within the pyramid. Plus fun with giant solar-powered deathrays!
John and Dan successfully make radio contact with the outside world to call for help, but they're not out of the woods yet- and they'll need to use some explosives to clear their path to extraction. What could possibly go wrong?
Lost in the jungle, assailed by evil on all sides, Dan makes a discovery that will revolutionize the transportation and distribution of petroleum-based fuels forever.
The adventure takes an unexpected detour into the desert, and deep into a mysterious pyramid. Plus, the astonishing powers of Amadeus the Wizard, fully unleashed in all their terrible splendor!
With Dan incapacitated and only a revive needle able to cure him, John finds himself faced with the depressingly familiar task of wandering a dark, unfamiliar neighborhood in search of drugs. He carves a trail of slaughter through the forest, but soon encounters a foe no mortal weapon can defeat!
We've arrived on Pandora, a dangerous world where life is cheap and the right to survive another day only comes from the barrel of a gun. Time to piss off the locals!
The heroes make their way through the burning districts of the besieged city, stopping to do some amateur firefighting and repeatedly dying in a perilous underwater passage along the way.
In a welcome relief from the nightmarish horror of the previous episode, John and Dan fight their way through a hellish gauntlet of burning debris.
Rhys' career takes a disastrous turn, an innocent trash receptacle becomes collateral damage, and Rhys and friends come up with a can't-possibly-go-horribly-wrong scheme to claim their rightful place at Hyperion. Please be warned that there are some weird visual artifacts in this video, though not so bad you can't follow what's going on.
One adventure may be over, but a new one begins when Amadeus' (Modi) wife is abducted by goblins! It's up to him and his friends Pontius (John) and Zoya (JBeetle) to get her- or at least enough of her to check against dental records- back, but they'll have to fight their way out of a besieged city first.
John and Dan stop to admire a beautiful waterfall, but fall prey to a foe deadlier than any man-eating jungle hellbeast- an unfinished beta's level design!
John and Nick are joined by JT and their old friend Jade for the demo of Tales From the Borderlands from Telltale Games! We follow ambitious young Hyperion employee Reese as he journeys to the perilous surface of Pandora in search of fortune, adventure, and locals to be pointlessly rude to you. But first, there's some asshole with an admittedly awesome beard we have to talk to.
Grayson and Ishi make their escape via train, with hordes of Mad Max extras and a giant wheel with a taste for blood in hot pursuit!
The heroes reach their final destination, where the evil Princess Rosabel holds her sister Isabel captive. Faced with dark magics, a fearsome dragon, and puns far superior to their own, can they triumph over evil?
The heroes descend from the icy wastes into the molten caverns below. Then directly back into ice. It's sort of the Chicago of fantasy kingdoms.
The battle for Sorrow Park continues, and the Molotov cocktail makes an extremely impressive debut.
Triple H challenges The Undertaker's undefeated streak at Wrestlemania XXVII! John and Nick get into a bizarre conversation about the Mortal Kombat analogues of various WWE personalities, and John digs into his stockpile of Dan Simmons jokes.
Our three heroes find themselves prisoners in the frozen realm of Icewarden Keep. It will take no small amount of cunning and ingenuity to get out of this predicament... which means we may be here a while.
John and Dan venture into the oddly named Sorrow Park, where they get their first chance to use a flamethrower. It goes about as well as anyone who's seen the previous eight episodes would expect.
Grayson and Ishi fight their way through a cliffside fortress filled with bloodthirsty madmen and marauding gyrocopters. Meanwhile, Dave and Nick continue to bitch about a character from a completely different game.
The journey through the glowing green mutagen caves continues, the heroes have fun with magnetism, and a horrible eldritch monstrosity more terrifying than JBeetle's singing and Modi's wordplay combined appears!
John teams up with Dan from I Play Games And Film It in cooperative survival horror game Congo! Stranded in the jungle, surrounded by unspeakable horrors that lurk in the darkness of the night and the depths of not-quite-there-yet beta code, do they have what it takes to survive?
I wouldn't get my hopes up.
The heroes descend into decidedly ominous subterranean realm of eerily lit caverns, glowing green slime, and sinister eldritch statuary. Jbeetle's obsession with his anti-gravity arrows grows stronger when he learns how it interacts with the game's fluid physics.
Nick is torn between his two great wrestling loves as John Cena battles WWE World Champion The Miz at Wrestlemania XXVII!
With their richly characterized and easily distinguishable crewmates Rell and Doc dead and their archnemesis General Serrano revealed to still be alive, Grayson and the newly cyborgified Ishi set off in search of a stranded Confederate Final Echo trooper who may be their ticket to safety. John explains how skillshots work, and discusses the monetary policy issues faced by inflationary murder-based currencies.
At long last, John and Dan triumph over their greatest challenge yet. Now let us never speak of it again.
Edge defends the World Heavyweight Championship from Alberto Del Rio at WrestleMania XXVII! Plus, a thrilling postscript where John and Nick discuss out-of-print pro wrestling pen-and-paper RPGs.
John and Dan take another stab at the stage that thwarted them last time. Will their keen tactical acumen and the hard-learned lessons of their previous attempt see them through?
JBeetle attempts to wield his feminine wiles against a recalcitrant puzzle, with mixed results, and the perils of being careless with gunpowder are graphically demonstrated.
The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels fights for his career in a retirement match at Wrestlemania XXVI! John discusses his surprisingly extensive experience attacking people with broken glass bottles, while, in a shocking swerve, Nick reveals that his surname is OF VIETNAMESE EXTRACTION, I THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
The adventure takes an aquatic turn, with nothing except John's questionable platforming skills and a fusillade of plant-launched fireballs to disturb the serene beauty of the waters.
A dark era of Let's Play Dead Nation begins as John and Dan start to learn just what “Grim” difficulty entails.
Crash-landed on a hostile planet with Ishi gravely wounded, Grayson and Rell go on a desperate salvage mission and make a fateful discovery. John demonstrates the power of the leash and the joy of environmental kills, while Nick and Dave forge a lifelong friendship over their dislike of Dom from Gears of War.
The heroes face their most fearsome challenge yet: operating a small mining cart.
John Cena challenges Batista for the WWE World Championship! Nick discusses the deficiencies of the current WWE Diva roster, before the conversation inevitably turns to Dustin Rhodes and his peeping sexual predator horse.
John, Nick, and Dave delve into underrated 2011 first-person shooter Bulletstorm! In our first episode we meet 26th-century spec ops soldier turned outlaw Grayson Hunt and his loyal crew, kick a man out of an airlock, and learn a valuable lesson about the dangers of operating heavy machinery under the influence of alcohol.
JBeetle's fixation on his antigravity arrow ability begins to reach dangerous levels, while John gets an opportunity to bring his Edward G. Robinson impression out of mothballs.
Amidst a sea of blood and shredded bodies, John discusses the history of wildly inappropriate source material for children's shows
The heroes bravely face a den of monstrous spiders. Pontius' (John) dead body gets caught in one of Zoya's (JBeetle) antigravity arrow fields, with morbidly hilarious results.
John and Dan get their ranking for completing the first chapter, and- much like the disturbing automotive fetish Dan reveals in this episode- it's not a pretty picture. Next destination, the police station!
The adventure continues through a deadly clockwork gauntlet of conveyor belts and spinning blades. Meanwhile, John discusses the horrors of the unaired Justice League TV show pilot.
Chris Jericho and Edge meet at Wrestlemania XXVI to fight for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship! Meanwhile, John and Nick discuss the impending destruction of the entire cosmos at the hands of Jericho.
Pontius gains mastery over electromagnetism, while Jbeetle's sitcom nostalgia OH GOD SPIDERS
The submachine gun gets a chance to show just how much havoc it can wreak, despite John's inexplicable habit of calling it a “semiautomatic” half of the time. Plus, a discussion of the game's ludicrously volatile vehicles.
Randy Orton challenges Triple H for the WWE World championship at Wrestlemania XXV! Unfortunately, John is afraid he's got some bad news for Nick about the current health of General George S. Patton.
The heroes learn more about the power of Zoya's (JBeetle) anti-gravity arrows, and Pontius (John) dies repeatedly at the hands of the local vegetation.
With only rifles, a handful of grenades, and John's Donna Williams references to protect them, John and Dan continue their trek through the zombie-infested streets of whatever city this games takes place in.
The heroes make an important discovery about the history of this mysterious, fireball-spewing plant-filled realm, while JBeetle's musical stylings push Modi steadily closer to the brink of madness.
Amidst blistering flames, rolling boulders, and monstrous spiders, John and JBeetle discuss the principles of brand recognition.
It's another triple threat match as Edge, John Cena, and the Big Show meet at Wrestlemania XXV! Meanwhile, John and Nick lament the game's failure to recreate John Cena's clone honor guard and ponder the structural engineering challenges of intimate relations with the Big Show.
Triple H, John Cena, and defending champion Randy Orton step into the ring for a triple threat match at Wrestlemania XXIV! Nick tells us about the real-world martial exploits of Randy Orton, and John explains the important distinction between bad conduct and dishonorable discharges.
Tempers flare as the party's morale eroded by an onslaught of flames, collapsing platforms, and monstrous arachnids. John finally seizes on an opportunity to make a Darkman reference, only to have JBeetle redirect the conversation towards Full House.
John once again joins forces with Dan from I Play games and Film It as they return to their zombie-killing roots in overhead-scrolling shooter Dead Nation! For this playthrough, Dan decided to kick the difficulty setting up to “Grim,”a decision that will in no way bite us in the ass later on.
Our heroes are sent on a desperate rescue mission to save a local villager from an evil goblin sorcerer, and... look, they did their best, OK?
Shawn Michaels faces Ric Flair in a retirement match at Wrestlemania XXIV? Will the Nature Boy triumph, or will the Heartbreak Kid finally bring his millenia-spanning career to an end?
The heroes venture deeper into the witch's mysterious lair, flame-spewing machinery assailing them at every turn. JBeetle talks about some game involving unicorns for some reason.
With a usurper stealing credit for her murder spree, Wryn storms the Hall of Heroes itself to finally claim her rightful place as the greatest hero/serial killer of all time!
We learn about the equipment reinforcing mechanics, with disastrous results.
The heroes enlist the aid of a walking mechanical contraption to cross a noxious swamp, with mixed results.
Wryn fights hers way into the literal belly of the beast as she finally challenges the mightiest hero of all... but a shocking twist awaits!
After one kick to the face too many, Shawn Michaels and John Cena square off for the WWE World Championship at Wrestlemania XXIII! Meanwhile, John and Nick discuss cinema classic Suburban Commando, the awesome power of the Hulk Hogan Chewable Vitamin training regimen. and one of the many ways Nick annoys and alienates everyone around him.
Flandry and PurpleHelmet wreak havoc on the portly inhabitants of Grimpox Cave. a giant cricket shows up and attacks when they crash the evil Grimpox dance party in the interior, though that might just be the drugs kicking in.
Casualties mount as the heroes repeatedly meet their demise in clouds of noxious orange mystery gas and come face to face with what will prove to be their most deadly recurring nemesis: the dreaded pink fireball-spewing plant!
The carnage continues as charity workers and adorable post-Singularity machine superintelligences are ruthlessly added to Wryn's list of victims.
The Undertaker defends his victory streak against Batista at Wrestlemania 23 in Detroit, Michigan. Featuring another time paradox, John's not-especially-shocking heel turn, and the musical stylings of Paul Bearer!
Neither man nor beast nor machine is spared as Wryn's murderous rampage for glory continues. Plus, flamethrowers!
At last, we're introduced to the true hero of Dark Blood Online: Whitey the Bear!
John is joined by his old friend Corey Atwood as he takes on awesome indie side-scrolling shooter Bleed! In our first episode, we're introduced to the game's mechanics and its heroine, adorable serial killer Wryn.
Edge faces Mick Foley in an Extreme Rules match at Wrestlemania 22! Nick discusses the origins of the WWE PG Era, while John gives away million dollar candy marketing ideas and seizes another opportunity to use the expression "donned the crimson mask."
The heroes go on another perilous journey into the caves, and a chance encounter in the village leads to a long, uncomfortable conversation about asses.
Onward into the forest, where John learns a valuable lesson: throwing hammers at things solves everything.
JBeetle tries out Zoya's antigravity arrows, a seemingly harmless bit of experimentation that will eventually develop into a crippling addiction, while Modi unleashes the first in a long line of horrible pseudo-puns that will plague the Let's Play for many episodes to come.
John Cena fights to avenge his fallen spinner belt and reclaim his title from WWE World Champion JBL at Wrestlemania 21!
With The Cristo successfully rescued but still unconscious, the heroes are sent out into the woods with instructions to practice their "rear attack." It's less interesting than it sounds. Later, Dan explores the wondrous world of bags.
John once again joins forces with JBeetle and Modi Operandus, this time in fantasy puzzle/platformer Trine 2! In our first episode, we meet our trio of heroes: Amadeus the Wizard (Modi), Pontius the Knight (John, AKA Flandry) and Zoya the thief (JBeetle).
Equipped with somewhat improved audio quality and even worse voices, our heroes Flandry (John) and PurpleHelmet (Dan) set out to find the villains responsible for the evil blood-fueled rituals that have been lowering local property values.
Brock Lesnar and Bill Goldberg battle- or at least glare sternly at each other for a while- in an inexplicably included fiasco of a match at Wrestlemania XX! It's time like this when you wish a drunk, violent redneck would show up and just beat the hell out of everybody...
Because they can't in a million years put the actual main event of the night in a game, John Cena faces The Big Show at Wrestlemania XX!
The heroes explore the strange, wonderful, and mostly disappointing world of mystery boxes before entering the perilous depths of Lucid Forest. The decision to give characters voices bears more bitter fruit when the one exception to John's otherwise terrible voice acting turns out to be his eerily realistic "sinister pervert" impression.
The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin meet for a third time at Wrestlemania XIX! John and Nick discuss the important legal and moral distinction between "weapons" and "foreign objects," the terrifying power of Chris Masters, and the timeless music of Limp Bizkit.
What perils await at the top of the lighthouse? Will Corvo save Princess Emily and usher in a grim new era of brutality and despotism under the iron fist of a crazed new Empress, or fail and doom the Empire to a still-darker fate? Will Nick's barely-functional laptop hold out long enough for him to even finish the Let's Play as John's co-commentator? All this, and more, will be revealed in the triumphant conclusion to Let's Play Dishonored: Corvo Attano Is History's Greatest Monster Edition!
An invitation to a birthday party? What fun! I'll just climb aboard my carriage and HOLY SHIT ARROW ATTACK BATTLEFIELD MEDICINE FAILED OH GOD
The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels faces Chris Jericho at Wrestlemania XIX! John lament's Nick's excessive height, and time paradoxes caused by Nick's repeated failures come back to haunt us as causality itself begins to crumble
John gets hopelessly lost, JT seizes his long-awaited chance to make a Georgia O'Keefe reference, Nick talks about the movie Scarface for some reason, and things continue to make no damn sense. All this and more in the final episode of Let's Try Final Fantasy XIII-3: Lightning Returns!
Well, I hope Martin enjoyed his stint as the HEAD of the Empire's state religion... eh? Eh? Sorry, I'll stop now.
Princess Elodie's questionable jurisprudence leads to the castle's second catastophic explosion in less than a month and the escape of numerous dangerous criminals from the now-destroyed dungeon. Afterwards, she agrees to marry the young new Duke of Elath, puts her education in intrigue to good use, and continues to be a bottomless well of rage.
John gets hopelessly lost, JT seizes his long-awaited chance to make a Georgia O'Keefe reference, Nick talks about the movie Scarface for some reason, and things continue to make no damn sense. All this and more in the final episode of Let's Try Final Fantasy XIII-3: Lightning Returns!
Lightning continues to fighter her way through the set of Eyes Wide Shut. Meanwhile, the guys explore the inadequacies of the battle system, delve into more character classes, and discuss Lightning's many fashion Don'ts, the horrible Resident Evil movie, and the fine line between "skirt" and "belt."
John, JT, and Nick take a look at the demo for Final Fantasy XIII-3! It's the end of the world, for some reason, and apparently Lightning is Neo and/or Batman now. The battle system will be explored, fabulous new outfits will be tried on, and JT will narrowly avoid being incapacitated by a series of painful compression holds.
Corvo's systematic depopulation of Kingsparrow Island continues, and we run into some old friends.
Elodie becomes a boiling cauldron of rage as she makes a disastrous showing on the dance floor during the Grand Ball, fails in her attempt to trip Dowager King Dad's new girlfriend, and discovers that Aunt Juliana's "drastic measures" for retrieving the still-elusive lumen crystal turn out to involve blowing up the treasury with several guards still inside. On the plus side, she's basically Sailor Moon now.
Corvo infiltrates Kingsparrow Island, where Admiral Havelock has holed up with the captive Princess Emily. And by "infiltrates," I mean "kills every single human inhabitant of."
Princess Elodie's first foray into law goes badly awry when she accidentally insults one of her noblemen and the defendant is murdered in the middle of court. Then she prevents the development of modern medicine. We all have our bad days.
Triple H faces undisputed WWE Champion Chris Jericho at Wrestlemania X8! John puts his knowledge of German power metal to good use, and finally takes his Vince McMahon impression too far.
The power of the enhanced arc pylon is unleashed, reducing Corvo's enemies to ashes in a hellish storm of whale-fueled fury. Then it's time to fire the Samuel Signal and depart Kingsparrow Island, where the the treacherous leaders of the Loyalist Conspiracy hold Princess Emily captive.
The heroes undertake a new quest to seek out Lloyd, a missng member of the local guards. Dan's suggestion that they give the characters different voices when reading dialogue ushers in a new dark age of audio horror from John, who learned everything he knows about acting from 20-year-old Fox Kids superhero cartoons.
Awkwardness ensues when it turns out that Elodie has unwittingly accepted a marriage proposal from the Duke of Sedna, while King Dowager Dad explains the kingdom's "just let monsters eat people" policy.
"Hollywood" Hulk Hogan faces The Rock at X8! Eras will clash, bandanas will be worn, and John and Nick will discuss the true source of Ric Flair's immortality.
We get an inkling of just how many decades of intensive psychotherapy Princess Emily is going to need when all this is over, and reunite with Piero and Sokolov in Piero's besieged workshop. In an unusual burst of competence, John shows off the power of the Bend Time ability, while Nick reveals another chilling tale of workplace malfeasance.
Drunk on her own overwhelming willfullness, Princess Elodie begins her education in military strategy, launches an invasion of some place called Imbrium, and unwittingly prevents the invention of the printing press. Meanwhile, Duchess Julianna darkly hints at the possible need for "drastic action" when Elodie's attempt to reclaim her mother's lumen crystal is stopped by her crystalblocking King Dowager Dad, and John alienates another important demographic forever.
After a long absence, Corvo finally returns to the Hound's Pit Pub to demand an apology from his erstwhile allies the Loyalists for the whole "attempted murder by poisoning" business. Plus, John and Nick discuss the question that burns in the mind of every Dishonored fan: Just how bad is the new Michael Bay Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie? Spoilers for that, by the way, in case anyone actually cares.
The heroes return to town to sell their hard-won loot, John finally musters enough neurons to properly complete a simple "talk to this guy" quest he received two episodes ago, and we learn about Dark Blood's "skill script system." Then, back into the fray!
We meet Elodie's Aunt Julianna, Duchess of Ursul and mysterious sorceress, and further Princess Elodie's education in HOLY SHIT SNAKE ATTACK!
The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin once again do battle at Wrestlemania X-Seven, with The Rock's WWE World Championship belt on the line in a No Disqualification match. John achieves his long-time goal of working a "Robot Jox" reference into a video, and gets a chance to break out his Sergeant Slaughter impression.
Corvo meets his old friend's Slackjaw and Granny Rags, though the reunion is somewhat marred when Granny turns out to be a monstrous undying abomination and Corvo is forced to send her blackened soul screaming into the Void. You know, standard "visiting your grandparents" stuff.
John and Nick and dive into deceptively cute Japanese life sim/visual novel/magic princess adventure Long Live the Queen! In the first episode we learn how to play the game and meet our heroine Princess Ellodie, soon to be crowned Queen of Nova after the untimely death of her mother, her newly widowed swingin' bachelor dad King Dowager Joslyn, and some of the other important personages of the kingdom.
It's every man for himself as Mick Foley, The Big Show, Tripe H, and the Rock fight for the WWF World Championship in a Fatal Four Way at Wrestlemania 2000! Will Nick successfully lead Triple H to his historical victory, or accidentally usher in a dark new era where The Rock sits his beskulled Shao Kahn throne?
Corvo descends into the sewers and purges the local wildlife with cleansing fire, while John bravely attempts to actually talk about the backstory of the Dishonored universe, for once. Then a familiar voice is heard...
The most electrifying geological formations in sports entertainment collide as Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson battles Stone Cold Steve Austin at Wrestlemania XV!
Corvo makes his way across a desolate, ruined landscape as he finally reaches the exit of the Flooded District. Progress is actually made, tallboys are felled in badass drop-kill fashion, and the strange and exotic world of alternate Oreo flavors is discussed.
Back into the forest, then onward into the caves! We delve into the skills system, massacre more wildlife, and gratuitously tempt fate when Dan mentions he's never yet died in the game.
Bullets fly, buildings explode, and androgen levels surge as John and his pal JT team up for some two-player co-op action in Devolver Digital's Broforce spinoff/The Expendables 3 tie-in, The Expendabros!
John's growing exasperation at his own past self's ineptitude reaches a boiling point as he puts on a veritable clinic in how not to play Dishonored, getting Corvo into ill-advised shootouts with tallboys and spending what feels like several geological epochs struggling to reach a rune.
The Undertaker battles his estranged brother Kane at Wrestlemania XIV! Things take a turn for the macabre and horrific outside the ring as well as inside when the discussion turns to the question of Kane's parentage, and John irrevocably soils yet another one of Nick's beloved childhood memories.
PurpleHelmet (Dan) the warrior and Flandry (John) the hunter meet for the first time. Together, they must seek allies among the Namiros Knights in their struggle against evil, brave the horrors of the nearby forest, and explain that the game is not, fact, porn when Dan's girlfriend walks in at an inopportune moment.
With Daud slain, Corvo enacts the traditional post-battle looting and confused wandering before advancing further into the nightmarish rotting heart of the Flooded District, where John and Nick briefly reflect on who the real monster in this story is before gleefully windblasting some dudes over a railing.
Stone Cold Steve Austin takes on Bret "The Hitman" Hart in a No Disqualifications Submission match at Wrestlemania XIII!
Cold steel and dark supernatural powers clash as Corvo finally does battle with the murderer of the Empress himself, the legendary assassin Daud. John didn't let the bastard live even on his low-chaos playthrough, so no points for guessing whether Corvo spares his life this time.
Corvo closes in on the headquarters of Daud and his assassins, where vengeance for the murdered Empress awaits. John's inability to properly enunciate simple English words once again proves more entertaining than any of his intentional efforts to be amusing.
Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels push each other to their limits in a grueling Iron Man match at Wrestlemania XII! Michaels actually manages to land his Sweet Chin Music on an opponent for once, Nick gets confused about the historical objectives for the match, and John explains the importance of proper experimental design in animal cognition research.
Fully armed once again, Corvo is ready to take on Daud, but first he must make his way through the perils of the Flooded District. John reveals the horrifying scope and grandeur of his vocabulary, shattering Nick's mind forever.
The Undertaker faces Diesel at Wrestlemania XII! Will Big Daddy Cool cut the Phenom's streak short? Will John and Nick even care enough to focus on the match instead of going off on a bizarre tangent about WCW's short-lived wrestler/Cenobite/possible pedophile Seven?
After one boot to the face too many, the Hearbreak Kid Shawn Michaels battles his long-suffering former tag team partner Diesel at Wrestlemania XI! The cinematic oeuvre of Kevin Nash is discussed, and another vital viewer demographic is lost forever.
Corvo descends into the bowels of an abandoned refinery and successfully reclaims his lost gear, still intact and only moderately drenched in diseased plague effluvia.
John once again teams up Dan from I Play Games And Film It and venture into online action RPG Dark Blood Online! Swords will clash, anime women will search in vain for sensible clothing, and character dialogue will be read aloud in ridiculous voices derived from decades-old memories of X-Men cartoons.
Apologies for the audio quality; I've cleaned it up as much as I can, but I was still getting the hang of my new microphone when this was recorded, so the sound isn't as good as I'd like.
Knee-deep in blue-white mystery sludge, Corvo explores the ruins as he searches for his lost equipment. Along the way, we learn about fishing with high explosives, and John alienates the all-important Florida demographic forever.
The ultimate battle of length versus girth reaches its explosive climax as the 6'10" Undertaker faces the 450+ pound "Walking Condominium" King Kong Bundy at Wrestlemania XI!
Our accidental exploration of the world of Japanese fighting game visual novel prequel spinoffs reaches it's conclusion! Meanwhile, John and Nick discuss anti-ghost racism, the crime-ridden hellholes they both live in, Iron Chef, and the shocking true identity of the source of all evil in the Xblaze universe: Ric Flair.
The bodies continue to pile up as the ever-growing zombie horde pours into the prison! Can just two men stem this unstoppable tide of death? Spoiler Alert: See the definition of "unstoppable."
Betrayed by his allies among the Loyalist conspiracy, Corvo awakens alone and unarmed in the flooded ruins of the Rudshore District, the prisoner of Daud's deadly assassins. As it turns out, holding a man prisoner when he can teleport, become a rat, bend time, and summon blasts of wind strong enough to break human bones is kind of hard.
A new feature makes its debut as John and Nick blindly delve into the PlayStation 3 demo of Xblaze Code: Embryo. It's from Arc System Works, creators of Guilty Gear, BlazBlue, and Persona 4 Arena, so it's probably some sort of fighting game, right? Not... exactly.
The stakes rise as we discard our training wheels and turn the difficulty setting up to Normal. God help us.
Deja vu runs wild over the main event of Wrestlemania X as The Hitman Bret Hart challenges Yokozuna for the WWF World Wrestling Championship! We learn a little bit about Yokozuna's manager, Harry "Mr. Fuji" Fujiwara, and Nick valiantly fights to repair the timestream after accidentally creating an alternate universe where Yokozuna ultimately loses the title in the notorious Kyoto Screwjob at Survivors Series '97.
The battle for the cemetery rages on! John takes up his trusty sniper rifle, while Dan discovers the simple pleasures of setting whole crowds of zombies on fire.
Corvo returns in triumph to the Hound's Pit Pub, where the Loyalists have gathered to celebrate their victory. Let's just nobody spiked... well, shit.
After one boot to the face too many, the Hearbreak Kid Shawn Michaels battles his long-suffering former tag team partner Diesel at Wrestlemania XI! The cinematic oeuvre of Kevin Nash is discussed, and another vital viewer demographic is lost forever.
We try our hand at Barricade Mode, where the only thing more dangerous than the zombies is John's inability to set up his keybindings properly. Luckily, a new ally joins the fray!
Corvo pays a visit to the Lord Regent's chief interrogator to register a complaint about his treatment at Coldridge Prison, then swings by the Empress' super secret hideout room to build a kickass couch fort before making good his escape.
John once again teams up with Dan from I Play Games and Film It to take on the zombie apocalypse, this time in Diezel Power's frantic shoot'em up Nation Red!
The ultimate battle of length versus girth reaches its explosive climax as the 6'10" Undertaker faces the 450+ pound "Walking Condominium" King Kong Bundy at Wrestlemania XI!
With entirely unwarranted optimism, our heroes again venture forth in search of adventure. John proves that even death can't stop him from being a liability to the rest of the group when they must risk their lives trying to revive him after his corpse is wedged between a cliff face and an oscillating spike trap.
Corvo finally meets a familiar voice face to face, and broadcasts the evidence of Lord Burrows' crimes across the city. John continues to be a terrible shot.
Deja vu runs wild over the main event of Wrestlemania X as "The Hitman" Bret Hart challenges Yokozuna for the WWF World Wrestling Championship! We learn a little bit about Yokozuna's manager, Harry "Mr. Fuji" Fujiwara, and Nick valiantly fights to repair the timestream after accidentally creating an alternate universe where Yokozuna ultimately loses the title in the notorious Kyoto Screwjob at Survivors Series '97.
The party departs the safety of the village and presses onward into a perilous realm of ice and snow, where disaster predictably ensues. Repeatedly. Hats once again prove themselves the deadliest adversary of all when JBeetle's unexpectedly summons a colossal arachnoid hellbeast that immediately kills everybody.
Corvo enters the interior of Dunwall Tower and confronts Hiram Burrows, ending the Lord Regent's corrupt reign and life with his bare hands in the awkwardly edited heart of his inner sanctum.
Things take a turn for the surreal as the search for a properly functioning server continues, and the survivors arrive at a ransacked convenience store where the very fabric of spacetime falls apart. You'll see what I mean.
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The New Generation Era begins, and we kick it off in style with the legendary ladder match between the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels and Razor Ramon at Wrestlemania X!
Undeterred by last episode's setbacks, John, Modi, and Jbeetle once more set out into the wilderness. Monsters and traps threaten them from every side, but there is an even greater evil working against them: Modi's hat!
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Corvo crosses Dunwall Tower's defensive perimeter, leaving a trail of bodies and another devastating example of what a little creative rewiring on an automated fireball-spewing guard tower can do. Meanwhile, John and Nick discuss Mafia nicknames, the Goonies, and other important Dishonored lore.
With the chief supporters of the tyrannical rule of Lord Regent Burrows dead, the time has come to strike down the usurper himself! But first, Corvo must make his way to Dunwall Tower, where an army of guards and some painful memories await. Meanwhile, Princess Emily faces yet another obstacle to her rightful ascent to the throne when the Hound's Pit Pub turns out to have no children's menu.
I join forces with fellow Let's Players JBeetle and Modi Operandus and delve into the merciless depths of 2D action/platformer/RPG/roguelike-like Magicite! With fearsome monsters, fiendish traps, the ever-present threat of hunger, and my abject incompetence assailing us from all sides, will our heroes have what it takes to survive?
Spoiler alert: No.
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Yokozuna battles Bret "The Hitman" Hart at Wrestlemania IX for the world championship, with a special guest appearance by Hulk Hogan's rampaging ego! Salt will be thrown, titles will change heands, and Nick will reveal that he doesn't know what "pulmonary" means.
Safe back at the Hound's Pit Pub with his mission complete, Corvo receives grim news about the rapidly decaying conditions in the countryside beyond Dunwall and the dire state of Princess Emily's penmanship. Piero Joplin continues to be creepy as hell.
The next (sort of) chapter in our desperate struggle for survival! Or our search for something to desperately struggle to survive against, as the case may be.
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The Nature Boy Ric Flair makes his first appearance, defending the world championship against Macho Man Randy Savage at Wrestlemania VIII. The sartorial styles of the two competitors are discussed, and John tells Nick the tale of Ric Flair's greatest angle of all: the Black Scorpion!
More innocent Jello falls before Corvo's pitiless blade as he descends to pillage the Boyle basement, then makes his escape.
All-American Hulk Hogan battles Saddam Hussein-loving traitor Sergeant Slaughter at Wrestlemania VII in the climax of one of the most tasteless wrestling storylines of all time!
Corvo accomplishes his mission, ending Waverly Boyle's life with a single precision shot and making his escape without being seen. Then he goes back and kicks down the front door so he can loot the place, leaving a trail of bloody corpses and slaughtered gelatin deserts in his wake.
After falling to the zombie hordes in a savage convenience store melee, John, Dan, and friends meet again in the ethereal realms beyond death- also known as spectator mode- and look on as the surviving members of the team fight for their lives! A timely respawn point soon thrusts them back into the world of the living, but will it be enough?
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Corvo sneaks into the upper floor of the Boyle estate, seeking clues about which woman he's actually supposed to kill.
The Mega Powers are torn asunder as Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage turn on each other, with Savage's bothersomely neutral wife Miss Elizabeth caught in the middle. John and Nick discuss pro wrestling jurisprudence, and John marks out like a ten-year old at the mere mention of the Big Boss Man.
Corvo circulates incognito through the Boyles' party, where Dunwall's richest and most prestigious douchebags have gathered.
I team up with Dan from I Play Games and Film It to take on the zombie apocalypse in the free survival horror game, No More Room In Hell! Join us for intense action, my terrible aim, some highly questionable hit detection, a band of survivors comprised almost entirely of John Goodmans, and the unique brand of madness that only a game still in beta being played on public servers by two men on opposite sides of the Atlantic Ocean can provide.
Corvo successfully penetrates the security of the Boyle estate, where we discover that the life of a Dunwall mailman is a perilous one when a simple letter delivery escalates into a duel to the death.
The very definition of manhood hangs in the balance as the Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase battles Macho Man Randy Savage for the vacant WWF World Heavyweight Championship at Wrestlemania IV! Miss Elizabeth makes an appearance, as does my terrible Ted DiBiase impression.
Corvo has his first encounter with a tallboy, and vents a lifetime of insecurity about his height by showing off the game's coolest kill animation before finally arriving at stately Boyle Manor.
Corvo departs on his next mission: the assassination of Lady Boyle, mistress and primary financial supporter of the Lord Regent. The Outsider shows up to be his usual cryptic self.
Though initially resistant to interrogation, captured Royal Physician Sokolov soon learns that there's no better stimulus to conversation than a swam of hungry rats. Meanwhile, Piero Joplin, Sokolov's long-time rival in both science and disturbing, inappropriate behavior, attempts his own unique brand of investigation.
Friends become foes as Hulk Hogan faces off against former ally Andre the Giant for the World Title in the Wrestlemania III main event! Hulkamania runs wild over Andre's sperm count as the disastrous effects of Hogan's ahistoric defeat in Episode 2 reverberate across the timeline and the Hulkster resorts to some distinctly unfacelike low blows.
Corvo once again returns victorious to the Hound's pIt Pub, Sokolov's unconscious body in tow. Young Princess Emily's sleep is troubled by nightmares, mysterious visions, and her insistence on wearing her shoes to bed.
Macho Man Randy Savage faces Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat at Wrestlemania III in one of the most legendary matches of all time! Will Steamboat once again triumph over Savage, or will Nick be too distracted by the discovery that Macho Man released a rap album to lead him to victory?
With Sokolov secured, Corvo returns to the mad scientist's sinister lab to loot the place. Plate glass-related hijinks ensue.
Corvo enters the heart of Sokolov's inner sanctum and takes him captive, which somehow ends up provoking a discussion of dead parents in Disney movies.
Hulk Hogan faces the monstrous King Kong Bundy in the Steel Cage at Wrestlemania II! Bundymania runs wild as Nick screws up and loses on his first attempt, spawning a dark alternate timeline where the victorious Bundy would go on to star in Suburban Commando and turns it into a successful long-running franchise. Also, in this timeline Wonder Woman and Aquaman are both genocidal psychopaths for absolutely no reason.
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Another series begins! Relive three decades of classic professional wrestling as Nick, accompanied to the ring by his heelish manager John, battles through WWE2K14's 30 Years of Wrestlemania mode. Featuring dozens of famous matchups, reams of wrestling trivia, and two not-especially-smart marks struggling to make sense of it all! In our first episode, the eternal struggle between Huge Guy and Huger Guy reaches its climax as the legendary Andre the Giant faces Big John Studd at the very first Wrestlemania.
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Corvo finally enters Sokolov's own personal fiefdom on the Bridge, where hapless captives await their fate in his unspeakable experiments. His awkward attempt to save lives rather than take them meets with mixed results.
The evil power of bone charms is fully unveiled, when even the game's physics engine is proved vulnerable to their baleful influence.
PAX-12 becomes a global pandemic of unprecedented scope and lethality, turning whole continents into charnel houses and bringing human civilization to its knees. Will Greenland's world-renowned medical researchers be able to turn the tide?
