Our intrepid pair enter the lair of the native frog deity himself, where the only thing more insane than his gibbering cultists are the low, low prices. John bitterly recounts a childhood marred by poor stormwater management, while Logan reminisces about other times he killed friendly aliens for no reason.
Logan and I continue to defile a native holy site, while I explain the implications of Darwin's Theory of Conservation of Eyeballs for the evolution of alien life. The disturbing philosophical questions about the nature of identity raised when Logan is killed and brought back as a clone are politely ignored.
We descend deeper into the planet. A fateful discovery is made, dark and terrible forces are loosed, and the career of Brendan Fraser is discussed at length.
The adventure continues! I lose myself in the joys of Starbound sand physics, and nearly pay the ultimate price. Logan kills friendly aliens for no reason.
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And so it begins, as I join my friend and Pointless Side Cast mainstay Logan Kraus in Starbound, the new exploration/sandbox/RPG whatchamacallit from Chucklefish Games. It's still in beta, but already it's quite an impressive game and well-worth keeping an eye on if you enjoy games like Terraria.
In our first episode, we begin a fateful journey to the surface of Alpha Chi Car 65 III, a seemingly inviting world of verdant forests that hosts a terrible secret. I show off the festive holiday décor of my ship, while Logan uses his sword to make first contact with a friendly native's thoracic organs.
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