Corvo meets, saves, and immediately robs local merchant Griff, only to meet swift and savage justice at the paws of hungry rats. Nick asks some completely spontaneous questions about the game's mechanics, prompting a completely unrehearsed explanation from me.
Logan and I seek greener pastures on Alpha Lilith 99 I b, only to find ourselves fighting for our lives and our very sanity in a nightmarish realm of spider-goblin-things. Also, there are monkeys.
Corvo befriends a local senior citizen and gets in an altercation with some local ruffians, while I recount the recent destruction of my grandmother's house at the hands of a local plumber.
Ongoing exploration of the planet meets an unexpected setback when Logan and I are both abruptly killed by a cataclysmic barrage of meteors that sends the entire planet into a post-impact ice age, leaving the surface uninhabitable for millennia to come. So that was kind of a bummer.
Corvo's begins his mission to slay the High Overseer, and we all learn about bone charms. I speculate on the possibility of a luchadore-based sequel to Dishonored and remind us all that Reign of Fire is a terrible, terrible movie.
First contact continues as Logan and I explore the Mall of the Space Birds, leaving a trail of rudeness and petty theft in our wake.
Corvo makes preparations to assassinate the High Overseer. The nature and limitations of the Heart are discussed, and the virtues of Dredd are extolled.
Trying to get some rest after a long day of killin', Corvo has a fateful encounter with the eldritch interdimensional troll known as the Outsider.
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Corvo explores the Hound's Pit Pub. I admit my fear of singing children, and the words "steampunk human centipede" are uttered for the first and hopefully last time in human history.
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I continue to sample the planet's poisonous sludge, and first contact with a race of mall-owning avian sophonts is made. Logan refrains from killing the friendly, intelligent aliens, and settles for robbing them instead.
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Corvo meets Admiral Havelock and Lord Pendleton, leaders of the Loyalist conspiracy, and brilliant pervert Piero Joplin. I lament the premature cancellation of Ned and Stacy, while Nick recounts the first of many disturbing anecdotes about his workplace.
The series returns, with an all-new planet to explore! We descend to the arid surface of Alpha R Leo 9884 VII c, where I painstakingly expose myself to every toxin on the planet.
Corvo continues his flight into the sewers and meets Samuel the boatman, while I discourse on Dunwall theology. Disappointingly, despite several prominently displayed skulls, Dolph Lundgren is nowhere to be found.
Corvo flees into the sewers of Dunwall, seeking his mysterious benefactors. Nick reveals his lust for ursine blood, and the finer points of anti-bear armaments are discussed.
Awakening in Coldridge Prison after being unjustly accused of murdering the Empress, Corvo makes his daring escape. Meanwhile, Nick and I become sidetracked by the minutiae of Early Modern Era firearm technology, and my own ugly prejudice against the follicle-challenged is exposed.
Let's Play Starbound was a success! The video encoding process didn't reduce my PC to molten slag and Logan hasn't suddenly started blocking my emails, so I'm declaring victory. We'll be mounting another expedition into the unknown soon enough, seeking new worlds full of precious artifacts for me to pillage and alien creatures for Logan to be repeatedly killed by, but first...
Join me and Nick Nguyen as we venture into the dark steampunk world of Dishonored, where my ill-fated attempt at a "harshly pragmatic" playthrough almost immediately degenerates into a nightmare of savage bloodshed, petty vandalism, and bizarre digressions that few will escape alive. Royal blood will spill, an empire will teeter on the brink of chaos, and a bloodthirsty lunatic in a Doctor Doom mask will steal everything that isn't nailed down. Don't miss it!
